Ok so there's a slight flaw in the suggestion. What if only the first winner was offered any cash, as any subsequent winning tickets would be a bonus chance for whoever's number is drawn out and they should be glad just to have a (aaghem) grope of Daves balls.

Special one off rules for a special one off occasion.

By the way I would not have called you a smarts**t it was probably you bald tattooed headed nit-pickin' smarta**e

Thanks and was that a new hat on saturday or are you a two-hat??