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Joke of the Day |
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Joe King |
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Nov 21, 06 - 8:05 AM |
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"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked Paddy,
walking up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are
you Irish?"
"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian"? Demanded Paddy indignantly.
"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?"
Then, warming to his theme, he went on:
"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
"Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would Ya?
Would Ya?"
The assistant said: "Well no."
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, Paddy steps
it up a gear.
"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?"
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well no, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, Paddy says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because
I asked for Irish sausages?"
The assistant replied: "Because you're in f***ing Homebase!" |
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