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Gail Reed Sep 3, 08 - 6:03 PM	Do not ejaculate now! This is a response to some who believe that the Labor Party will fall and the Liberal Party will be our savior . If we vote Yes, no matter who wins the elections, it will be fait accompli. EBA3 will be registered and the Liberal Party will breathe a sigh of relief. We've got them off our back. We will sort them out in 2011. Now more than ever we need to campaign for the No vote! Email [optional]: kollontai@hotmail.com
Fred Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:07 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now!
Primary Teacher2 Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:09 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Gail, are you sure the heading for this post is what you meant to say? I'm trying to figure it out!
Clifford Chapman Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:09 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Well, when then? Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
Primary Teacher2 Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:11 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Does this mean only male teachers should vote no?
No Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:27 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I don't think you've got anything to worry about Gail - I wholeheartedly doubt the yes vote will get up. If it does, I will be absolutely gobsmacked.
Paul Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:48 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Do not ejaculate now! - as the actress said to the bishop. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Clifford Chapman Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:54 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Come again, Paul. Wasn't it in the potting shed? Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
Graeme Sep 3rd, 2008 - 6:56 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I'm holding on. When do I let go?
Boxer Sep 3rd, 2008 - 7:05 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I think posters are coming to a premature conclusion. Let’s take a grip, I think Gail is referring to the verb ejaculate. "To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim." Therefore it would be perfectly reasonable for one to write: “Accidental’s been tossed out” ejaculated Boxer. “It’s about time; he really was a wxxxer!”
Mark's interpreter (aka "Successfully spun the point yet again") Sep 3rd, 2008 - 7:17 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Boxer was a what?
Paul Sep 3rd, 2008 - 8:10 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I take ‘issue’ with the thread’s title, but I don’t want to make a fist of it. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
U 1/2 2B Joe King Sep 3rd, 2008 - 8:46 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! The 'no' vote is easy for me, but whether to vote for Labor or, for the first time ever Liberal, is very difficult for me. It really is a painful election for me. Carps really is too cocky for me but I'm not sure I can vote in favour of the old fella back in charge of the Libs, Barnett. Especially as he's been endorsed by Dick Court. It pricks my conscience to even consider the Libs, however. Come Saturday, hopefully we'll all pull together and make the right decision.
More than stunned Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:14 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Any reference to the up coming election leaves me demonstrably flaccid.
Paul Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:23 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! “Any reference to the up coming election leaves me demonstrably flaccid.” I agree, but I’d hate to see things simply palmed off without discussion. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Sec Eng Tchr Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:25 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Just make sure we toss Labor out on Saturday. A victory in that area would come in handy in lots of ways.
Wayne Kerr Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:33 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! We can't just have people using phrases like "Do not ejaculate now!" willy nilly. It is a fallacy to think this is relevant here.
Paul Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:33 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I just hope both parties have come to realise the gravity of the situation. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
! Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:35 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Some people are never happy. As they say, happiness is hard to find!
Paul Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:41 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! They might be looking for love in all the wrong places. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Accounting Teacher Sep 3rd, 2008 - 9:42 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Sec Eng T - I agree, toss out Alan, Ripper and McGowan etc, they have had two terms and they have completely messed up the Health and Education Systems - Give the Liberals a go and if they don't do any better toss them out at the next election.
Graeme Sep 4th, 2008 - 9:55 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Trust an accountant to not see the humour.
Andy of Mandurah Sep 4th, 2008 - 1:40 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I have heard about a constipated accountant..... apparently they couldn't budget! they did sse the funny side though and worked out their problem
. Sep 4th, 2008 - 5:45 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! ...with a pencil, no doubt.
Michael Findlay Sep 4th, 2008 - 6:05 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! In the words of Jeremy Taylor: "Take your destiny in your hand and follow me!"
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 6:33 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! It's always better if you can find someone to lend you a hand. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
More than stunned Sep 4th, 2008 - 6:53 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! This whole thread is fallacious. Some of these bureaucrats have taken a hard yard and come from behind to get on top of a hard situation. I guess I'll have to stop being a sour puss and take it like a man. God knows DET has been shafting me for years. Obviously you need to use sweet talk to lubricate and penetrate the CV circus system.
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 7:13 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! “Some of these bureaucrats have taken a hard yard and come from behind to get on top . . . .” They say department heads should always take a keen interest in their members. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
! Sep 4th, 2008 - 7:23 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Paul, you are a naughty little monkey and you need a good spanking!
Mike Armstrong Sep 4th, 2008 - 7:51 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! You guys all need to take a long, hard look at yourselves ! Email [optional]: marmstrong@junior.donnybrook.wa.edu.au
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:02 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I have taken a look at myself, but everyone tells me I’m a little chubby. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
. Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:08 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! ..and most certainly a little one-eyed.
! Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:12 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! A little cock-eyed, I would say.
Wayne Kerr Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:16 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Please, gentlemen! Try to be a little more circumspect! Cut out all this nonsense and pull yourselves together. You old fellers should know better.
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:36 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Well I’ve been trying to get to the head of the matter, but I’m afraid I’ll get the sack. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
! Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:40 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Balls!
More than stunned Sep 4th, 2008 - 8:57 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! If the members of the WA labor party pulled together to eject Carpenter as leader then the party would not be seen as being so so impotent in managing the boom. Finding a member who has a hard and positive record for any duration is quite difficult. Quite frankly they are all soft and rubbery and the chances are that any new member for premier would not see me screaming with delight. The election has come too early for some and liberal has not had enough time to get leverage with the new member in. Each opposing member been dribbling toward the Saturday finish line without a sign of any member driving it home. Anyway someone will be gushing on Saturday night. The question is who will clean up DET and CC.
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 9:42 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! “If the members of the WA labor party pulled together to eject Carpenter” The problem is he thinks he’s cock of the walk. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Paul Sep 4th, 2008 - 9:44 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! . . . . and he’s spent too much time up there on nob hill. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Chalkie Sep 5th, 2008 - 3:32 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I will be watching the erection coverage on Saturday night with rapt attention. Labor has stiff competition. Libs may not have recent hands-on experience but are seemin' to be coming ahead in the polls at present. I will be greatly relieved if they pull it off.
Portnoy Sep 5th, 2008 - 4:07 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Quite frankly we need to get to get to the crux or nub of the problem, take a grip, and all pull together; surely that’s not too hard to swallow?. Regardless of how hard the problem, if we’re prepared to pull as one, I’m sure a solution will come to hand. There are some of us who will flip-flop, vacillate, and go back and forth, however that sort of baggage comes with the territory. Certainly we’re in a pretty sticky situation at the moment, but if we come at it from all angles, willy nilly, we’re bound to blow it. We’re just going to have to put our shoulders to the wheel, noses to the grindstone and prepare to take what comes, regardless of how painful it may be. So stop fannying about and with a stroke of luck, it shouldn’t be a total ball-up and we won’t blow it. On polling day, make sure you toss out the sitting members. Accidental thought the Labour party was impregnable, however his bunch of stiffs have made the unbearable conceivable. And what the hell was Fran Logan thinking when he introduced the local member to one of his staffers? When Accidental said that a member’s bar was not appropriate for a workplace, I didn’t know he was referring to Logan.
Clifford Chapman Sep 5th, 2008 - 4:28 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I mst admit, I'm looking forward to the climax on Saturday. Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
more than stunned Sep 5th, 2008 - 10:27 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Some of those pointers may come in handy Portnoy. We will see who needs the tissues on Saturday night.
Paul Sep 5th, 2008 - 10:58 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Short of a well-hung parliament, one side or the other is bound to get creamed. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
U 1/2 2B Joe King Sep 5th, 2008 - 5:49 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Enjoy the climax on Saturday night, but let's come back in 10 or so months and see what has actually been delivered. Will the (new) government actually rise to the challenge? Have they sown the seeds for change? They're full of spunk just now but will these honourable members be so cocky then? Let's hope they can keep it up and go the distance. The Libs have campaigned hard-on education. Show me the Money. Shot down will you be if you fail to deliver (in Yoda speak).
Clifford Chapman Sep 5th, 2008 - 6:01 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I think the main thing is that we get a rise, even if the election result is a little dicky. Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
Paul Sep 5th, 2008 - 6:08 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Regardless of the outcome, I hope the seed of change has been planted and the inconceivable can be avoided. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
amused Sep 5th, 2008 - 8:23 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Gail, this thread is ALL YOUR fault! But then the boys have had their bit of fun with their favourite subject.... Sure BEATS carpet laying and the last few things that got them chortling!
! Sep 5th, 2008 - 9:14 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Are you drawing this thread to a close? Come, come now!
More than stunned Sep 5th, 2008 - 9:39 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I feel like I'm between a couple of nuts.
Clifford Chapman Sep 6th, 2008 - 6:30 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! It's Saturday, things are coming to a head. Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
Ivanka Sep 6th, 2008 - 6:38 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Well the boys do love their little playthings don't they? But I admit, this thread tickles my fancy too!
Boxer Sep 6th, 2008 - 7:42 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Let's not beat around the bush,I think hands-on contributors will agree that this pithy thread is almost and exhausted and should come to a conclusion soon. This will bring a sigh of relief to many. You've pretty much milked it for all its worth and flogged it to death. Any more banging-on in this forum is simply abusing a tool that has, and will continue, to give significant pleasure and comfort to many. I leave any further actions in others hands.
Clifford Chapman Sep 6th, 2008 - 7:55 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! True, Boxer, I'll spill the beans and admit I'm spent. Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
:P Sep 6th, 2008 - 8:19 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I just hope we don't get shafted today!
U 1/2 2B Joe King Sep 6th, 2008 - 9:06 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Sorry Boxer, but this thread may have tantric qualities...... I believe Labor have pulled this one too soon. It may be premature. They are beginning to look like a sinking ship; full of seamen going down together. Will they choke at the final moment?
Paul Sep 6th, 2008 - 9:36 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! It’s pretty clear that one side has tried their best to penetrate the electorate, while the others appear to have missed their stroke. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Gail Reed Sep 6th, 2008 - 9:39 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! This is seriously funny. I'm overdosing on election "porn." I'm holding on in the hope that sooner or later it will come to a head. Email [optional]: kollontai@hotmail.com
Clifford Chapman Sep 6th, 2008 - 10:11 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Whichever way you look at it, it's gotta be a load off your mind. It'll be such a relief, it really will, and as for that sudden release. One time I thought Carpenter was going to make it but these last few days, Barnett seems to have put on a bit of a spurt - with a bit of luck he might just swing it. Email [optional]: cliffyboy43@hotmail.com
Paul Sep 6th, 2008 - 10:58 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I think both sides want us to believe they have some real spunk, but I’ll be happy when the election finally hits the mattress. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
More than stunned Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:11 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I'll abstain from this thread after today. The election has come and I think Carpenter may have blown it. All this election discussion being constantly rammed from every position has left me numb. Ultimately the elected member needs to grab the situation by the ankles and drive home some real dynamic change without going flaccid in determination. As a citizen of WA I don't appreciate having my member smeared across the face of the country's media.
Gail Reed Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:16 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! News Flash Voters are drawing large penises on their voting slips. Are we to blame? Email [optional]: kollontai@hotmail.com
Michael Findlay Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:20 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! I hope this election is not going to be an anti-climax. It will take more than Viagra to get my pecker up again if the new government doesn't remake the education bed with clean sheets.
AH Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:37 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Gail Why are the little people always forgotten about?
Paul Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:46 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! “Voters are drawing large penises on their voting slips. Are we to blame?” Don’t worry, there’s already plenty of ‘penises’ on the ballot paper. Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Ivanka Sep 6th, 2008 - 11:52 AM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! 'Voters are drawing large penises on their voting slips' You ask why? Because happiness is hard to find!
Michael Findlay Sep 6th, 2008 - 1:27 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! If they listened to Paul on the White albumn they would realise that: "Happiness is a warm gun, momma When I hold you in my arms And when I feel my finger on your trigger I know nobody can do me no harm"
Paul Sep 6th, 2008 - 2:15 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! If only they’d have listened to Zeppelin they’d know that “when the levee breaks, mama, you got to move!” Email [optional]: peake@global.net.au
Gail Reed Sep 6th, 2008 - 3:12 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! Well, I've done the deed and put Labor last. I am no longer a "cherry girl." Email [optional]: kollontai@hotmail.com
Boxer Sep 6th, 2008 - 3:25 PM	Re: Do not ejaculate now! You've got to hand it to Col. He was given the poisoned chalice and whip hand only a few weeks ago. Despite a quiet start and most commentators saying he wasn't up to it, he's been coming on very strongly from behind. With the help of the electors; a final spurt should get him over the line. Even Accidental admitted that Col was polling well and had pulled ahead. Regardless of whether Col comes first or second; it's been a gripping spectacle and he’s made a decent fist of it. If Col comes second then no one can accuse him of not having a decent bash at it. After all it was a stiff challenge and no one expected him to perform so well from the rear. Many said he was so far behind he had no chance of nailing Accidental. I bet Accidental has had a few nightmares about Col breathing down his neck! In the wash-up after polling has finished, and we’ve gone through the messy process of working out who actually came first, we will have a result at hand. It will be interesting to see who finished battered and bruised. One of them will be deflated, whipped, sore and sorry and possibly get the sack. The other will have to gird his loins and come to grips with a new stiff challenge thrust upon him.
Clifford Chapman